CHECKLIST

(homage to D.P.)


Whips leave bruises;
handcuffs are freezing.
Porno's abusive.
Poppers cause sneezing.


Slaves are too passive;
masters so bossy.
Dildos feel massive.
Hustlers get costly.


Bears are all scratchy
and Twinks very delicate.
Diseases are catching.
I think I'll stay celibate.




               












        -  Jim Wayland